David Spade: 110 Movie Quotes with Audio – Page 2

Updated: Feb 23, 2026

Movie quotes delivered by David Spade, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

11 Yay! I'm a llama again! Wait...

As Emperor Kuzco in The Emperor's New Groove

12 Oh, wait. I know you. You're that whiny peasant.

As Emperor Kuzco in The Emperor's New Groove

13 Whoa! Look at these wrinkles. What is holding this woman together?

As Emperor Kuzco in The Emperor's New Groove

14 Hmm. You're right. That's giving you way too much credit.

As Emperor Kuzco in The Emperor's New Groove

15 You like to see homos naked?

As Joe Dirt in Joe Dirt (2001)

16 So, who's in my chair?

As Emperor Kuzco in The Emperor's New Groove

17 What is he babbling about? He's like the thing that wouldn't shut up.

As Emperor Kuzco in The Emperor's New Groove

18 Hey, there he is! My main village man.

As Emperor Kuzco in The Emperor's New Groove

19 You see that moon? You don't know how many nights I spent alone staring at that moon wondering if at that exact moment, my mom or my dad was looking at the same moon. And for that brief second, we were together again, kind of, you know?

As Joe Dirt in Joe Dirt (2001)

20 Living proof that dinosaurs once roamed the Earth.

As Emperor Kuzco in The Emperor's New Groove