David Spade: 110 Movie Quotes with Audio – Page 11

Updated: Feb 23, 2026

Movie quotes delivered by David Spade, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

101 How could you have such horrible instincts and survive this long?

As Steve Dodds in Black Sheep (1996)

102 My God, this guy is like Leatherface, Chucky and Jan Brady all rolled into one.

As Steve Dodds in Black Sheep (1996)

103 I think you just drive the speed limit. We're gonna be cool.

As Steve Dodds in Black Sheep (1996)

104 You know, a lot of people go to college for seven years. -I know. They're called doctors.

105 Are you or are you not the Black Angel of Death? -Without question.

David Spade as Steve Dodds; Chris Farley as Mike Donnelly in Black Sheep (1996)

106 Is that right? You think that's queer? Is this queer? They're large and in charge and lookin' for chickies.

As Joe Dirt in Joe Dirt (2001)

107 Man, firecrackers. You stick 'em in mailboxes, you drop 'em in toilets. You shove 'em up bullfrogs' asses.

As Joe Dirt in Joe Dirt (2001)

108 You have a window. And why shouldn't you? You've been here ten minutes.

As Richard in Tommy Boy (1995)

109 He was the best at knowing what people wanted to hear, and what people needed to hear. That's what selling is all about.

As Richard in Tommy Boy (1995)

110 You should work up to that. Kind of leaves you nowhere to go.

As Steve Dodds in Black Sheep (1996)