David Spade Movie Quotes & Lines – 109 Classics (+ Audio) - page 11

Updated: Oct 8, 2025

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101 You know, a lot of people go to college for seven years. -I know. They're called doctors.

Tommy Callahan (Chris Farley), Richard From Tommy Boy (David Spade) in Tommy Boy (1995)

102 Are you or are you not the Black Angel of Death? -Without question.

David Spade as Steve Dodds; Chris Farley as Mike Donnelly in Black Sheep (1996)

103 Is that right? You think that's queer? Is this queer? They're large and in charge and lookin' for chickies.

As Joe Dirt in Joe Dirt (2001)

104 Man, firecrackers. You stick 'em in mailboxes, you drop 'em in toilets. You shove 'em up bullfrogs' asses.

As Joe Dirt in Joe Dirt (2001)

105 You have a window. And why shouldn't you? You've been here ten minutes.

As Richard in Tommy Boy (1995)

106 Somebody call 911!

As Richard in Tommy Boy (1995)

107 He was the best at knowing what people wanted to hear, and what people needed to hear. That's what selling is all about.

As Richard in Tommy Boy (1995)

108 I have red curly hair!

As The Invisible Man Griffin in Hotel Transylvania

109 You should work up to that. Kind of leaves you nowhere to go.

As Steve Dodds in Black Sheep (1996)

David Spade Movie Quotes & Lines – 109 Classics (+ Audio) - page 11

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