David Spade Movie Quotes & Lines – 110 Classics (+ Audio) - page 10

Updated: Feb 23, 2026

Find and rate the best quotes by David Spade, selected from famous or less known movies, as rated by our community, featuring short sound clips in MP3 and WAV formats.

91 No. You know what, guys, I'm fine. Everything's cool with me. I mean, I got a place up in Malibu, I got lots of friends.

As Joe Dirt in Joe Dirt (2001)

92 I was at the canyon, yeah. You know what? It was right by the garbage can where you left me.

As Joe Dirt in Joe Dirt (2001)

93 I think your brain has a thick candy shell.

As Richard in Tommy Boy (1995)

94 So, how do we look? -Chubby?

As Richard in Tommy Boy (1995)

95 I think that's the champagne talking.

As Richard in Tommy Boy (1995)

96 I'm picking up your sarcasm. -Well, I should hope so, because I'm laying it on pretty thick.

As Richard in Tommy Boy (1995)

97 This is the guy trying to buy the company, not to mention put you on the street and all you can say is 'he seems like a nice guy'?

As Richard in Tommy Boy (1995)

98 Oh, mamasita!

As Richard in Tommy Boy (1995)

99 You're gonna smell like a cab driver. Not to say that that's bad.

As Richard in Tommy Boy (1995)

100 How could you have such horrible instincts and survive this long?

As Steve Dodds in Black Sheep (1996)

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