David Spade: 110 Movie Quotes with Audio – Page 10

Updated: Feb 23, 2026

David Spade

Movie quotes delivered by David Spade, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

91 And I'm lyin' there starin' at the moon, and for the first time in my life, I think about not gettin' back up. Maybe I'll just lie there for the rest of my life, you know.

As Joe Dirt in Joe Dirt (2001)

92 No. You know what, guys, I'm fine. Everything's cool with me. I mean, I got a place up in Malibu, I got lots of friends.

As Joe Dirt in Joe Dirt (2001)

93 I was at the canyon, yeah. You know what? It was right by the garbage can where you left me.

As Joe Dirt in Joe Dirt (2001)

94 I think your brain has a thick candy shell.

As Richard in Tommy Boy (1995)

95 So, how do we look? -Chubby?

As Richard in Tommy Boy (1995)

96 I think that's the champagne talking.

As Richard in Tommy Boy (1995)

97 I'm picking up your sarcasm. -Well, I should hope so, because I'm laying it on pretty thick.

As Richard in Tommy Boy (1995)

98 This is the guy trying to buy the company, not to mention put you on the street and all you can say is 'he seems like a nice guy'?

As Richard in Tommy Boy (1995)

99 Oh, mamasita!

As Richard in Tommy Boy (1995)

100 You're gonna smell like a cab driver. Not to say that that's bad.

As Richard in Tommy Boy (1995)

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