David Spade: 110 Movie Quotes with Audio – Page 9

Updated: Feb 23, 2026

Movie quotes delivered by David Spade, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

81 Life's a garden, dig it? You make it work for you. You never give up, man. That's my philosophy.

As Joe Dirt in Joe Dirt (2001)

82 He put his hand in my mouth to see if it would disappear.

David Spade as The Invisible Man "Griffin"; The Invisible Man Griffin in Hotel Transylvania

83 No, sir, man. I don't like that crap. I'm a rocker, dude, through and through.

As Joe Dirt in Joe Dirt (2001)

84 Check this out, Robby. This is a good month. Dang.

As Joe Dirt in Joe Dirt (2001)

85 You are gonna make some guy so happy. I just hope whoever he is, he deserves a girl like you.

As Joe Dirt in Joe Dirt (2001)

86 I can see down your shirt.

As Joe Dirt in Joe Dirt (2001)

87 If you're covered in oil, don't stand next to a fire.

As Joe Dirt in Joe Dirt (2001)

88 They clean the bowl so you don't have to.

As Joe Dirt in Joe Dirt (2001)

89 Rule number one, I'm number one.

As Joe Dirt in Joe Dirt (2001)

90 Oh, when bad pets go bad, dang!

As Joe Dirt in Joe Dirt (2001)