David Spade Movie Quotes & Lines – 110 Classics (+ Audio) - page 9

Updated: Feb 23, 2026

Find and rate the best quotes by David Spade, selected from famous or less known movies, as rated by our community, featuring short sound clips in MP3 and WAV formats.

81 He put his hand in my mouth to see if it would disappear.

As The Invisible Man Griffin in Hotel Transylvania

82 No, sir, man. I don't like that crap. I'm a rocker, dude, through and through.

As Joe Dirt in Joe Dirt (2001)

83 Check this out, Robby. This is a good month. Dang.

As Joe Dirt in Joe Dirt (2001)

84 You are gonna make some guy so happy. I just hope whoever he is, he deserves a girl like you.

As Joe Dirt in Joe Dirt (2001)

85 I can see down your shirt.

As Joe Dirt in Joe Dirt (2001)

86 If you're covered in oil, don't stand next to a fire.

As Joe Dirt in Joe Dirt (2001)

87 They clean the bowl so you don't have to.

As Joe Dirt in Joe Dirt (2001)

88 Rule number one, I'm number one.

As Joe Dirt in Joe Dirt (2001)

89 Oh, when bad pets go bad, dang!

As Joe Dirt in Joe Dirt (2001)

90 And I'm lyin' there starin' at the moon, and for the first time in my life, I think about not gettin' back up. Maybe I'll just lie there for the rest of my life, you know.

As Joe Dirt in Joe Dirt (2001)