David Spade Movie Quotes & Lines – 109 Classics (+ Audio) - page 8

Updated: Oct 8, 2025

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71 OK, and life preservers. These we may need. Although what are the odds of us actually hitting a lake? My money says if anything, it's gonna be a mountain.

As Richard in Tommy Boy (1995)

72 Don't agree with me. It just pisses me off more.

As Steve Dodds in Black Sheep (1996)

73 If only he had bought a smaller TV, maybe he could've afforded a couch with less urine on it.

As Steve Dodds in Black Sheep (1996)

74 Sir, I'm not a soldier. And I don't know if you read in USA Today last week, but the war is over. You can punch out now. Move on, let it go.

As Steve Dodds in Black Sheep (1996)

75 I can splatter your cortex or I can explode your heart. Which sounds quicker to you? -That's a toughie.

Gary Busey as Drake Sabitch; David Spade as Steve Dodds in Black Sheep (1996)

76 Roads! Row-woods! That's sort of a weird word, isn't it?

As Steve Dodds in Black Sheep (1996)

77 Well, that might be your problem. It's not what you like. It's the consumer.

As Joe Dirt in Joe Dirt (2001)

78 Fish in a barrel, my man. Town's the fish, people are the barrel. Fish in a barrel...

As Richard in Tommy Boy (1995)

79 Life's a garden, dig it? You make it work for you. You never give up, man. That's my philosophy.

As Joe Dirt in Joe Dirt (2001)

80 No, sir, man. I don't like that crap. I'm a rocker, dude, through and through.

As Joe Dirt in Joe Dirt (2001)

David Spade Movie Quotes & Lines – 109 Classics (+ Audio) - page 8

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