David Spade: 110 Movie Quotes with Audio – Page 8

Updated: Feb 23, 2026

Movie quotes delivered by David Spade, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

71 You know what? If you guys don't know how to use a seat belt, just ring your call button and Tommy will come back there and hit you on the head with a tack hammer cause you are a retard.

As Richard in Tommy Boy (1995)

72 OK, and life preservers. These we may need. Although what are the odds of us actually hitting a lake? My money says if anything, it's gonna be a mountain.

As Richard in Tommy Boy (1995)

73 Don't agree with me. It just pisses me off more.

As Steve Dodds in Black Sheep (1996)

74 If only he had bought a smaller TV, maybe he could've afforded a couch with less urine on it.

As Steve Dodds in Black Sheep (1996)

75 Sir, I'm not a soldier. And I don't know if you read in USA Today last week, but the war is over. You can punch out now. Move on, let it go.

As Steve Dodds in Black Sheep (1996)

76 I can splatter your cortex or I can explode your heart. Which sounds quicker to you? -That's a toughie.

Gary Busey as Drake Sabitch; David Spade as Steve Dodds in Black Sheep (1996)

77 Roads! Row-woods! That's sort of a weird word, isn't it?

As Steve Dodds in Black Sheep (1996)

78 Well, that might be your problem. It's not what you like. It's the consumer.

As Joe Dirt in Joe Dirt (2001)

79 Uh, what's wrong with red, curly hair?

David Spade as The Invisible Man "Griffin"; The Invisible Man Griffin in Hotel Transylvania

80 Isn't it great? It's my birthday gift to me. Ha! I'm so happy.

As Emperor Kuzco in The Emperor's New Groove