David Spade: 110 Movie Quotes with Audio – Page 7

Updated: Feb 23, 2026

David Spade

Movie quotes delivered by David Spade, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

61 Oh, you're my sister!

As Joe Dirt in Joe Dirt (2001)

62 Hey, it puts the Joe Dirt in the hole.

As Joe Dirt in Joe Dirt (2001)

63 Speakin' of lickety-split, let's meet up later, see what's goin' on. I'm kiddin'. But seriously, let's hook up. I'm new in town, kinda lonely, lookin' for my parents.

As Joe Dirt in Joe Dirt (2001)

64 Aah! You didn't listen to me! Aah! Aah!

As Joe Dirt in Joe Dirt (2001)

65 My fellow nerds and I will retire to the nerdery with our calculators.

As Richard in Tommy Boy (1995)

66 Now, I know you'd love to just sit there and keep being not slim, but we gotta work a little today, OK?

As Richard in Tommy Boy (1995)

67 Ugh, I can actually hear you getting fatter.

As Richard in Tommy Boy (1995)

68 Let's say the average person uses ten percent of their brain. How much do you use? One and a half percent. The rest is clogged with malted hops and bong resin.

As Richard in Tommy Boy (1995)

69 Hey, does this suit make me look fat? -No. Your face does.

Tommy Callahan (Chris Farley), Richard (David Spade) in Tommy Boy (1995)

70 You no-selling waste of space! I swear to God you're worthless.

As Richard in Tommy Boy (1995)

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