David Spade: 110 Movie Quotes with Audio – Page 6

Updated: Feb 23, 2026

Movie quotes delivered by David Spade, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

51 That's funny, 'cause my mom used to say that to me if she caught me doing stuff. Like one time, I was jerkin' my gherkin. Can I say that? And she goes, Is this where you want to be when Jesus comes back?

As Joe Dirt in Joe Dirt (2001)

52 A town is a place where everyone hates you. Kids all try to beat you up.

As Joe Dirt in Joe Dirt (2001)

53 One day I'll have a car that badass. I'll be chirping gears and pulling brodies, going, Rr-rr-rr!

As Joe Dirt in Joe Dirt (2001)

54 Watch the gun, baby. That's how I get the gals.

As Joe Dirt in Joe Dirt (2001)

55 Hey, man, you done with that apple core?

As Joe Dirt in Joe Dirt (2001)

56 Uh-uh, man. You can't have no in your heart. No is not an option, brother.

As Joe Dirt in Joe Dirt (2001)

57 Now, while I'm up here waiting... You. Show me them boobies.

As Joe Dirt in Joe Dirt (2001)

58 That hug was completely asexual. He kind of snuck it up on me.

As Joe Dirt in Joe Dirt (2001)

59 Yeah, I had to have a footprint gas pedal installed. So I stole this pile.

As Joe Dirt in Joe Dirt (2001)

60 You just said your sister's hot! What a freak! You're goin' to hell, man!

As Joe Dirt in Joe Dirt (2001)