David Spade: 110 Movie Quotes with Audio – Page 3

Updated: Feb 23, 2026

Movie quotes delivered by David Spade, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

21 Okay, I'll make it simple for you. I'll have a spinach omelet with wheat toast. You got it?

As Emperor Kuzco in The Emperor's New Groove

22 She's your sister, dude. She's gotta be. And you made out with her, man! What's wrong with you, you pervert?

As Joe Dirt in Joe Dirt (2001)

23 I have no idea. You're the criminal mastermind, not me.

As Emperor Kuzco in The Emperor's New Groove

24 Luckily, my neck broke my fall.

As Joe Dirt in Joe Dirt (2001)

25 Ooh, I'm a crumbly canyon wall, and I'm taking you with me.

As Emperor Kuzco in The Emperor's New Groove

26 I have red curly hair!

David Spade as The Invisible Man "Griffin"; The Invisible Man Griffin in Hotel Transylvania

27 I just didn't know you were in this witness protection thing, brother. I never would have said your name on TV, man.

As Joe Dirt in Joe Dirt (2001)

28 I got to find out what happened that day at the Grand Canyon. I don't care how long it takes. I gotta do it.

As Joe Dirt in Joe Dirt (2001)

29 Somebody call 911!

As Richard in Tommy Boy (1995)

30 You boys got something to say to me? Why don't you talk in the microphone?

As Joe Dirt in Joe Dirt (2001)