David Spade: 110 Movie Quotes with Audio – Page 4

Updated: Feb 23, 2026

David Spade

Movie quotes delivered by David Spade, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

31 I got to find out what happened that day at the Grand Canyon. I don't care how long it takes. I gotta do it.

As Joe Dirt in Joe Dirt (2001)

32 Luckily, my neck broke my fall.

As Joe Dirt in Joe Dirt (2001)

33 She's your sister, dude. She's gotta be. And you made out with her, man! What's wrong with you, you pervert?

As Joe Dirt in Joe Dirt (2001)

34 That guy was an emperor. A rich, powerful ball of charisma. Oh, yeah!

As Emperor Kuzco in The Emperor's New Groove

35 Well, let me show you the people responsible for ruining my life.

As Emperor Kuzco in The Emperor's New Groove

36 You know, it's a good thing you're not a big, fat guy, or this would be really difficult.

As Emperor Kuzco in The Emperor's New Groove

37 Oh, yeah, anything sounds bad when you say it with that attitude.

As Emperor Kuzco in The Emperor's New Groove

38 Exits! Ok, there's one back here, and there's probably one over by the wing, somewhere, usually.

As Richard in Tommy Boy (1995)

39 And let me guess. You have a great personality.

As Emperor Kuzco in The Emperor's New Groove

40 Save yourselves! -Your firearms are useless against them!

Tommy Callahan (Chris Farley), Richard (David Spade) in Tommy Boy (1995)

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