9 Movie Quotes about Diabetes (+ Sound Clips)

Updated: Apr 30, 2026

Memorable quotes about diabetes, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 (SPITS COFFEE) In two years, you'll be a hopeless diabetic.

Telly Savalas as Lt. "Theo" Kojak; Lt. Theo Kojak in Kojak

2 This horse is a diabetic!

Quote from Half Baked

3 Insulin produces a state of coma. Then the patient is revived by a violent shock to the nerves. That shock can kill, but it can also cure.

James Bell as Dr. Maxwell in I Walked with a Zombie

4 How many cokes? -Four or five. -What are you, a diabetic? -I don't know!

Michael O'Keefe as Danny Noonan in Caddyshack (1980)

5 I'm a veteran and a diabetic!

Quote from Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

6 There's this theory now that if you can catch the AIDS virus through having sex with someone who's infected, then you can catch anything. Alzheimer's, muscular dystrophy, haemophilia, leukemia, diabetes, dyslexia.

Quote from American Psycho

7 I'm pre-diabetic!

Quote from Step Brothers (2008)

8 I fed the horse. I didn't know it was a diabetic. I'm scared.

Quote from Half Baked

9 Screw your diabetes. Here's what I want you to do.

Quote from The Front Page (1974)