Here this thing has a lifetime guarantee and it breaks.
5 seconds sound clip from the Finding Nemo movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 01:32:46 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- Goodbye. See you later, dudes!
- Nemo.
- Barbara? I don't understand it.
- Here this thing has a lifetime guarantee and it breaks.
- Had to clean the tank myself, take alll the fish out, put 'em in bags and...
- You got it. That's it. You can do it.
- That's the shortest red light I've ever seen.
[...]