Mickey's Twice Upon a Christmas Quotes with Sound Clips

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Listen to the funniest quotes from Mickey's Twice Upon a Christmas (2004) and download short audio clips and sfx.

Actors: Wayne Allwine (Mickey Mouse), Russi Taylor (Minnie Mouse / Huey, Dewey and Louie), Tony Anselmo (Donald Duck)

5 more actors, Tress MacNeille (Daisy Duck), Bill Farmer (Goofy Goof), Alan Young (Scrooge McDuck), Jim Cummings (Blitzen), Jeff Glen Bennett (Donner)

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1 Ugh! There's more to life than just money. -There's owning a mansion with its own zip code. -And having a different private jet for every day of the week. -And an Olympic-size swimming pool with your own submarine.

Dewey Duck, Louie Duck, Huey Duck, Scrooge Mcduck (Alan Young)

2 Ready to go, Donald? -Where? -To the mall! -Duh! -Don't you want to see the Christmas window at Mousy's? -And smell lots of greasy grub in the food court? -And wander around aimlessly looking for the perfect gift?

Daisy Duck (Tress MacNeille), Dewey Duck, Louie Duck, Huey Duck

3 Brace yourself for genius. There can only be one name for this dog. Want to hear it? -No. -Murray! -Murray? -Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, like, Murray Christmas.

— Donner (Jeff Glen Bennett)

4 Gentlemen, an excellent drill. If you're a flying donkey.

— Blitzen (Jim Cummings)

5 I'm so hungry I could eat a horse. I'm not kidding... But not a dog.

— Donner (Jeff Glen Bennett)

6 When a father and son end up miles apart, they can see eye-to-eye when they act heart-to-heart.
7 Bells and holly mean little without friends in your heart.
8 Don't worry, son. We'll give her a Christmas she'll never forget! Whoa! Whoa! -Yep. That's what I'm afraid of.

Goofy, Max Goof

9 Haven't you done enough already? Go to your doghouse!

Mickey Mouse (Wayne Allwine)

10 Oh, all right, boys. You may each take one... After you eat a hearty and nutritious dinner! -Aw...

Scrooge Mcduck (Alan Young)

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