If he became a flavor, you can bet he would be sour.
7 seconds sound clip from the The Muppet Christmas Carol movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:06:04 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- But there's nothing in nature that freezes your heart like years of being alone.
- It paints you with indifference like a lady paints with rouge.
- And the worst of the worst, the most hated and cursed, is the one that we call Scrooge.
- Unkind as any and the wrath of many. This is Ebenezer Scrooge.
- Old Scrooge, he loves his money 'cause he thinks it gives him power.
- If he became a flavor, you can bet he would be sour.
- Even the vegetables don't like him.
- There goes Mr. Skinflint, there goes Mr. Greed. The undisputed master of the underhanded deed.
- He charges folks a fortune, for his dark and drafty houses.
- Us poor folk live in misery.
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