The Muppet Christmas Carol Quotes with Sound Clips - page 58

Funny quotes from The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992 film), featuring short sound clips and sfx which can be used as custom computer sounds or as ringtones.

Actors: Ebenezer Scrooge (Michael Caine), Steve Whitmire (Kermit the Frog / Bob Cratchit/ Rizzo the Rat), Dave Goelz (The Great Gonzo), Frank Oz (Miss Piggy / Fozzie Bear)

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572 My mind is filled with the here and now, and the now is Christmas! Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho!

573 My name is Charles Dickens.

574 My taxes go to pay for the prisons and the poorhouses. The homeless must go there.

575 My time upon this globe is very brief. I believe it will end upon the stroke of 12:00. -One...

576 Nah, it's all right. This is culture.

— The Great Gonzo (Dave Goelz)

577 Nephew Fred? I don't see him. -Trust me. -Hmm.

578 Nephew... You keep Christmas in your own way and let me keep it in mine.

579 Nice story, Mr. Dickens. -Oh, thanks. If you liked this, you should read the book.

580 No doubt.

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