This is the city of St. Canard, my city. There must be a million stories about it, and I know them all. All the important ones, anyway. And I keep them all locked in the secret Darkwing Files.

13 seconds sound clip from Darkwing Duck - Beauty and the Beet (S1E3).

You can hear this line at 00:01:02.546 in the DVD version of the TV Series.

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- Watch the ribs, kid.

- I thought you were...

- Ha! Nobody can hurt Darkwing... Drake Mallard.

- I have to take care of myself, you know, now that I'll have an adopted daughter to worry about.

- Now, if it's all right with Mrs. Cavanaugh, I thought we might go... house hunting?

- But how do you manage to drive in that condition?

- Oh, I have help.

- Ha-ha. Still havin' a little trouble with reverse. Ha-ha.

- This is the city of St. Canard, my city. There must be a million stories about it, and I know them all. All the important ones, anyway. And I keep them all locked in the secret Darkwing Files.

- Now, let me see. 36 right, 42 left and... No, that's not it. Ah, just as I thought: 62 left.

- Naturally, not every story is worth telling, but there is one that stands out, alone, in a field all by itself.

- It's the incredible story about a certain villainous vegetable and its debut in the world of crime.

- It all started at St. Canard University on a normal spring day. Normal, that is, except for Scientific Research Lab 356.

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