Research? Ha! Hi, I'm Dr. Reggie Bushroot. I can't do real research, so I play with plants.

8 seconds sound clip from Darkwing Duck - Beauty and the Beet (S1E3).

You can hear this line at 00:02:53.674 in the DVD version of the TV Series.

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- It didn't take a Ph.D. in mathematics to see that she was one hot numero.

- Good morning, Dr. Dendron.

- We were just helping Reggie with his research.

- I can imagine.

- Is everything all right, Dr. Bushroot?

- What?

- Your experiment, how's it coming?

- It's fine. I think all my research is about ready to pay off.

- Research? Ha! Hi, I'm Dr. Reggie Bushroot. I can't do real research, so I play with plants.

- Oh, good zingeroo, Dr. Larson.

- Thank you, Dr. Gary.

- I'm not playing. If my research is successful, someday we'll get our nutrition just like plants. We'll be able to snack on sunlight.

- There's no money in nutrition. It's not quality people want, it's quantity. You see, bigger food means bigger profits, and bigger profits mean... Money, money, money!

- Did I hear someone mention money?

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