Congratulations, reader. You're on your way to becoming the perfect parent.
5 seconds sound clip from Darkwing Duck - Toys Czar Us (S1E32).
You can hear this line at 00:03:04.715 in the DVD version of the TV Series.
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- Mr. Mallard, please, this really isn't necessary.
- Care for some Brie and crackers?
- No, no, thanks. Watching my waistline.
- Gosalyn really is a good kid.
- Oh, and I know it's difficult being a single parent.
- Yes, yes, quite right. Most difficult.
- I think you might find some helpful hints in this book, The Perfect Parent.
- Congratulations, reader. You're on your way to becoming the perfect parent.
- The first step in becoming a perfect parent is creating the perfect home environment.
- He's hit every toy store in town.
- What dastardly deed is he devising?
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