For dinner on my birthday shall I tell you what I chose? Hot noodles made of poodles on a slice of garden hose and a rather smelly jelly made of armadillos' toes.

Mr. Grasshopper (Simon Callow)

15 seconds sound clip from the James and the Giant Peach (1996) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:40:09.431 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

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