The Muppet Christmas Carol Quotes with Sound Clips - Page 16

The Muppet Christmas Carol

Funny quotes from The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992 film), featuring short sound clips and sfx which can be used as custom computer sounds or as ringtones.

Actors: Ebenezer Scrooge (Michael Caine), Steve Whitmire (Kermit the Frog / Bob Cratchit/ Rizzo the Rat), Dave Goelz (The Great Gonzo), Frank Oz (Miss Piggy / Fozzie Bear)

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151 Please, sir. I want some cheese.
152 Rizzo! -What? Aaahhhhh! Oh!
153 So, back from the house of sadness, I see.
154 Speaking of lunch... Look at the time!
155 T-t-there now. Uh, my eyes get weak tn the... in the dim light...
156 Thank you.
157 There's something else that I must know. Is that not true?
158 These events can be changed.
159 Very cheap damask... But worth a few coins.
160 Well, I don't know or care why he's gone. I'd just like to know what he's done with his money. -That's right. Wouldn't we all! -Well, he didn't give it to me.

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