The Muppet Christmas Carol Quotes with Sound Clips - Page 58

The Muppet Christmas Carol

Funny quotes from The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992 film), featuring short sound clips and sfx which can be used as custom computer sounds or as ringtones.

Actors: Ebenezer Scrooge (Michael Caine), Steve Whitmire (Kermit the Frog / Bob Cratchit/ Rizzo the Rat), Dave Goelz (The Great Gonzo), Frank Oz (Miss Piggy / Fozzie Bear)

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571 Merry Christmas. -Merry Christmas. -Merry Christmas. -Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas.
572 Missed.
573 More of gravy than of grave?
574 Mother, mother, mother! I thought you said we couldn't eat the chestnuts until father and Tiny Tim get home.
575 Mr. Scrooge, I presume?
576 Mr. Scrooge...
577 My dear nephew!
578 My ear, my ear, my ear!
579 My mind is filled with the here and now, and the now is Christmas! Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho!
580 My taxes go to pay for the prisons and the poorhouses. The homeless must go there.

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