The Muppet Christmas Carol Quotes with Sound Clips

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Funny quotes from The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992 film), featuring short sound clips and sfx which can be used as custom computer sounds or as ringtones.

Actors: Ebenezer Scrooge (Michael Caine), Steve Whitmire (Kermit the Frog / Bob Cratchit/ Rizzo the Rat), Dave Goelz (The Great Gonzo), Frank Oz (Miss Piggy / Fozzie Bear)

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81 And I've got his blankets. -His blankets? -Why, Mrs. Dilber, they're still warm!

82 How much time off is customary? -Uh, why, um... The, uh, whole day. Yes! That's right. -The whole day.

— Kermit The Frog (Steve Whitmire), Bob Cratchit (Steve Whitmire)

83 I know some of those gentlemen, spirit. Of what poor wretch do they speak?

84 I understand, spirit. The case of this unhappy man might be my own. My... my life tends that way now.

85 I-I picked a spot for Tim where he can see... Uh... It's... It's a spot on the hill. And you can see the ducks on the River.

86 In life, we were your partners... Jacob... And Robert Marley!

87 Lead on, spirit.

88 Merciful heavens... Let me see some tenderness connected with this world or I'll be haunted by that terrible conversation forever.

89 No, I don't know much about it either way. I only know he's dead. -When? -Last night, I believe.

90 Oh, please, spirit, no. Hear me. I'm not the man I was.

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