100 Double Entendre Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 6

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A selection of double entendre quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

51 What do you want? -Same as you. Mineral water.

Harrison Ford as Jack Ryan in Clear and Present Danger

52 Buddha bless you. I thought maybe you'd need a monk. Part of our job is to pray for the dead.

Quote from The Legendary Strike (1978)

53 Put yourself in my shoes. You'd be warm, too, if you wore a fur coat to the beach.

Lorenzo Music as Garfield in Garfield in Paradise

54 Hello. What's that? You wanna know where you can get a hold of Mrs. Potter? I don't know. She's awfully ticklish.

Groucho Marx as Mr. Hammer in The Cocoanuts (1929)

55 Did anyone ever tell you you look like the prince of Wales? I don't mean the present prince of Wales. One of the old Wales. And believe me, when I say Wales, I mean Wales. I know a whale when I see one.

Groucho Marx as Mr. Hammer in The Cocoanuts (1929)

56 Now, over here on this site we're gonna build an eye and ear hospital. This is gonna be a sight for sore eyes. You understand? -That's fine.

Groucho Marx as Mr. Hammer in The Cocoanuts (1929)

57 I like the way your mother handles that bike. -Yes, I must admit, her steering is getting a little better. -Yesterday, we only hit four parked cars.

Dylan Beach as Charlie Brown in It's Arbor Day, Charlie Brown

58 Was it hard for you in the Resistance? -Very hard, but not as hard as it is now. -Darling, relax. Resistance is over.

Peter Sellers as Inspector Jacques Clouseau in The Pink Panther Strikes Again (1976)

59 The bouquet leaves something to be desired.

Lorenzo Music as Garfield in Here Comes Garfield (1982)

60 You are much too young to sleep only with your memories.

Kirk Douglas as Ulysses in Ulysses (1954)

100 Double Entendre Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 6

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