63 Movie Quotes about Drunk (+ Sound Clips)

Updated: Jun 9, 2025

Memorable quotes about drunk, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

John Vernon as Dean Vernon Wormer in Animal House (1978)

2 It was a drink that killed him. -How awful. He was an alcoholic? -No. He was hit by a Guinness truck. So, it was quite literally the drink that killed him.

Robin Williams as Mrs. Euphegenia Doubtfire in Mrs. Doubtfire

3 Whoever has the most liquor to get the soldiers drunk and send them to be slaughtered, is the winner.

Clint Eastwood as The Man With No Name in The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

4 Look, I may be a drunk, I may not be able to load my own gun, but I don't need you to tell me how to do my job.

Robert Mitchum as Sheriff J.P. Harrah in El Dorado (1966)

5 Man, don't tell me how good I was. I just got away with it because I had a hangover.

Robert Mitchum as Sheriff J.P. Harrah in El Dorado (1966)

6 I thought he said it was a lady's drink. I think he meant a lady horse. -He meant one at a time, honey.

Shirley Maclaine in Ocean's 11 (1960)

7 If you see a dragon, you get in first and breathe on him, you hear? With all that rum in you, he'll die happy.

Sean Connery as James Bond in Dr. No

8 When did you get drunk? Where did you get drunk? Why did you get drunk?

Barbara Stanwyck as Martha Ivers in The Strange Love of Martha Ivers (1946)

9 He's a booze-guzzling old cutthroat, and he's latched onto me as his buddy-buddy.

Dean Jones as Steve Walker in Blackbeard's Ghost (1968)

10 You're drunk. -I've had a lot to drink, but I'm not drunk.

Barbara Stanwyck as Martha Ivers; Kirk Douglas as Walter O'Neil in The Strange Love of Martha Ivers (1946)

63 Movie Quotes about Drunk (+ Sound Clips)

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