116 Movie Quotes about Eggs with AudioUpdated: Oct 15, 2026Browse clips, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips. 1 When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs every morning to help me get large. And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs so I'm roughly the size of a barge. Richard White as Gaston in Beauty and the Beast (1991) 2 She was a bad egg. Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka in Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory 3 I will not ever sit on those eggs! John Candy as Wilbur the Albatross in The Rescuers Down Under (1990) 4 Easter is very simple. You paint the eggs, you hide the eggs, and you find the eggs. And you know who's going to find the eggs? Me. Because I'm the one who's going to hide them. Melanie Kohn as Lucy Van Pelt in It's the Easter Beagle, Charlie Brown 5 The very idea. Spend all my time laying eggs for serpents like her. Quote from Alice in Wonderland (1951) 6 All right, duck. About that egg... Quote from Looney, Looney, Looney Bugs Bunny Movie 7 Uh, sir...? How do we color the eggs after we fry them? Jimmy Ahrens as Marcie in It's the Easter Beagle, Charlie Brown 8 This is war, Peacock. Casualties are inevitable. You cannot make an omelet without breaking eggs. Every cook will tell you that. -But look what happened to the cook! Martin Mull as Colonel Mustard; Eileen Brennan as Mrs. Peacock in Clue (1985) 9 How 'bout a of eggs, sunny side up? -I have no eggs. Perhaps you can direct me to a chicken. Peter Cullen as KARR in Knight Rider (1982) 10 We know his diet consists solely of grade triple-A white eggs. Adam West as Batman in Batman (1966) Page 1 of 12 1 2 3 ► >>