81 Movie Quotes about Excuses with Audio – Page 5

Updated: Oct 3, 2026

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41 Oh, excuse me, but I thought you were a woozle.

John Fiedler as Piglet in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

42 Oh, I can't really. I have to mow my lawn. -But, Piglet, it's winter. -Well, there's no use waiting until the last minute.

John Fiedler as Piglet in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

43 I didn't have any choice, he stepped on my foot. If I hadn't, he'd have killed me.

Quote from Yoga and the Kung Fu Girl (1979)

44 Beg pardon, sir. Excuse me even. Quite accidental, I assure ya.

Daws Butler as Snagglepuss in Snagglepuss (1961)

45 You are late 14 minutes! -Gravitational pull is stronger than reported. .7652 higher than our planet.

46 Heavens to Hamill. Whoops! Sorry, fellas. Just a miscalculation, lack of coordination and a slight goof, even.

Daws Butler as Yogi Bear, Snagglepuss, Huckleberry Hound, Augie Doggie; Snagglepuss in Yogi's First Christmas (1980)

47 Christmas day indeed. Just another excuse for being lazy.

48 Don't run, man. They'd like any excuse to shoot us.

Johnny Depp as Raoul Duke in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

49 Excuses are like assholes. Everybody got one.

John C. McGinley as Sgt. O'Neill; Sgt. Oneill in Platoon

50 I'll be honest with you. If I could think of an excuse that you would buy, I'd use it.

John Candy as Buck Russell in Uncle Buck (1989)