49 Movie Quotes about Fake News with AudioUpdated: Oct 3, 2026Browse clips, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips. 1 Our job is to report the news, not fabricate it. That's the government's job. Quote from V for Vendetta 2 Don't be writing this stuff in the newspaper. It will ruin your already useless reputation. Quote from Batman (1989) 3 Who you kidding, pal? They saw the whole thing, they know what happened. David Spade as Emperor Kuzco in The Emperor's New Groove 4 We'll tell you any _ you want to hear. We deal in illusions, man. None of it is true. But you people sit there, day after day, night after night all ages, colors, creeds. Peter Finch as Howard Beale in Network (1976) 5 Now, do I get the truth? Do I get the truth, or do you get juiced? Quote from The Goonies 6 So you listen to me. Listen to me! Television is not the truth. Television's a goddamned amusement park. Peter Finch as Howard Beale in Network (1976) 7 And if they told you wolverines would make good house pets, would you believe them? John Candy as Del Griffith in Planes, Trains & Automobiles (1987) 8 Are you telling pork pies and a bag of tripe? Mike Myers as Austin Powers in Austin Powers in Goldmember 9 She blinks a lot when she does a story she knows is false. Natalie Portman as Evey Hammond in V for Vendetta 10 Absolute poppycock! Quote from Peter Pan (1953) Page 1 of 5 1 2 3 ► >>