43 Movie Quotes about Fake News (+ Sound Clips)

Updated: Jul 11, 2025

Memorable quotes about fake news, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 Our job is to report the news, not fabricate it. That's the government's job.

Natalie Portman as Evey Hammond in V for Vendetta

2 Yes, I created a lie, but because you believed it, you found something true about yourself.

Hugo Weaving as V in V for Vendetta

3 Don't be writing this stuff in the newspaper. It will ruin your already useless reputation.

Michael Keaton as Bruce Wayne - Batman in Batman (1989)

4 Now, do I get the truth? Do I get the truth, or do you get juiced?

Sean Astin as Michael "Mikey" Walsh in The Goonies

5 And if they told you wolverines would make good house pets, would you believe them?

John Candy as Del Griffith; Steve Martin as Neal Page in Planes, Trains & Automobiles (1987)

6 Who you kidding, pal? They saw the whole thing, they know what happened.

David Spade as Emperor Kuzco in The Emperor's New Groove

7 Are you telling pork pies and a bag of tripe?

Mike Myers as Austin Powers in Austin Powers in Goldmember

8 She blinks a lot when she does a story she knows is false.