And if they told you wolverines would make good house pets, would you believe them?

— Del Griffith (John Candy), Neal Page (Steve Martin)

5 seconds sound clip from the Planes, Trains & Automobiles (1987) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:30:30 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- No, I'm at a motel. I spent the night with this guy I met on the plane.

- You shared a motel room with a stranger? Are you crazy?

- Not yet, but I'm getting there.

- Did you call the airline?

- Everything's booked solid, but they said I have a good chance of getting on standby.

- And if they told you wolverines would make good house pets, would you believe them?

- I'm not spending Thanksgiving in Wichita. I got a family waiting for me.

- I'll get home.

- Not by airplane. They got 18 hours of air traffic backed up.

- Anyway you slice it, the odds are we're gonna be having our turkey roll right here. If we wait for the flight.

- How the hell else can we get home?

[...]

Planes, Trains & Automobiles (1987) Sound Clip

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Download or listen to sound clips of sayings and sound effects sampled from the Planes, Trains & Automobiles (1987) soundboard that you can use as ringtones. All waveform audio samples are in wav and mp3 format.

Actors: Steve Martin (Neal Page), John Candy (Del Griffith)

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