And if they told you wolverines would make good house pets, would you believe them?
— Del Griffith (John Candy)
5 seconds sound clip from the Planes, Trains & Automobiles (1987) movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:30:30 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
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- No, I'm at a motel. I spent the night with this guy I met on the plane.
- You shared a motel room with a stranger? Are you crazy?
- Not yet, but I'm getting there.
- Everything's booked solid, but they said I have a good chance of getting on standby.
- And if they told you wolverines would make good house pets, would you believe them?
- I'm not spending Thanksgiving in Wichita. I got a family waiting for me.
- Not by airplane. They got 18 hours of air traffic backed up.
- How the hell else can we get home?
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