A League of Their Own Quotes with Sound Clips

Famous quotes from A League of Their Own (1992 film), featuring short audio clips and sound effects in wav or mp3 format which can be used as ringtones.

Actors: Tom Hanks (Jimmy Dugan), Geena Davis ("Dottie" Hinson), Madonna ("All the Way" Mae Mordabito)

3 more actors

, Lori Petty (Kit Keller), Rosie O'Donnell (Doris Murphy), Jon Lovitz (Ernie Capadino)

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1 No, sir. I've quit drinking. -You've seen the error of your ways? -No, I just can't afford it.

— Jimmy Dugan (Tom Hanks), (Garry Marshall)

2 Well... You ever been married? -Well, let me think. Yeah, twice. -Any children? -One of them was, yeah, yeah.

— Jimmy Dugan (Tom Hanks), Dottie Hinson, "Dottie" Hinson (Geena Davis)

3 Something important has just happened. I was in the toilet reading my contract, and it turns out I get a bonus when we get to the World Series. So, let's play hard! Let's play smart!

— Jimmy Dugan (Tom Hanks)

4 What did you do to her? -Nothing, we just gave her a dress. -And a lot of liquor. Ha-ha-ha.

— Doris Murphy (Rosie O'Donnell), All The Way Mae Mordabito, (Rosie Odonnell), "All The Way" Mae Mordabito (Madonna)

5 Where'd you get that dress? -Borrowed it. -It don't fit you, it's too tight. -I don't plan on wearing it that long.

— Doris Murphy (Rosie O'Donnell), All The Way Mae Mordabito, (Rosie Odonnell), "All The Way" Mae Mordabito (Madonna)

6 You know, if I had your job, I'd kill myself. Sit here. I'll see if I can dig up a pistol.

— Ernie Capadino (Jon Lovitz)

7 Did anyone ever tell you you look like a penis with a little hat on?

— Jimmy Dugan (Tom Hanks)

8 Are you crying? -No. -Are you crying? Are you crying? There's no crying! There's no crying in baseball!

— Jimmy Dugan (Tom Hanks)

9 Are you physically unable to show up on time?

— Jimmy Dugan (Tom Hanks)

10 In the 43 years I've been practicing medicine, I never saw a woman throw up that much. -Maybe that's how she entertains herself, doc.

— Jimmy Dugan (Tom Hanks)

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