But when you're an overweight child in a society that demands perfection. Well, your sense of right, wrong fair and unfair will always be tragically skewed.

Fat Bastard (Mike Myers)

20 seconds sound clip from the Austin Powers in Goldmember movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:51:31 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- He's designing some contraption for Dr. Evil. I don't know.

- The tractor beam.

- That's it.

- Listen, do you honestly think that crime can pay?

- Well, to be honest with you, I've been trying to go legit. I really take my sumo wrestling seriously, you know.

- But when you're an overweight child in a society that demands perfection. Well, your sense of right, wrong fair and unfair will always be tragically skewed.

(FARTS)

- Did you just soil yourself?

- Maybe, heh-heh-heh.

- It did sound a little wet, didn't it? Right at the end.

- Ooh. Ha-ha-ha. Let's have a smell, all right? Ooh, wafting, wafting.

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