Well, to be honest with you, I've been trying to go legit. I really take my sumo wrestling seriously, you know.

— Fat Bastard (Mike Myers)

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9 seconds sound clip from the Austin Powers in Goldmember movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:51:23 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- His name is Roboto. He owns Roboto Industries.

- He's designing some contraption for Dr. Evil. I don't know.

- The tractor beam.

- That's it.

- Listen, do you honestly think that crime can pay?

- Well, to be honest with you, I've been trying to go legit. I really take my sumo wrestling seriously, you know.

- But when you're an overweight child in a society that demands perfection. Well, your sense of right, wrong fair and unfair will always be tragically skewed.

(FARTS)

- Did you just soil yourself?

- Maybe, heh-heh-heh.

- It did sound a little wet, didn't it? Right at the end.

[...]

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