When I was first baptized, when I was criticized, when I was ostracized, when I was Jazzercised, steak and kidney pies, one-hour Martinize, when I was circumcised...
12 seconds sound clip from the Austin Powers in Goldmember movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:14:49 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- Oh, yeah. Come on, Dad, stand up and take a bow.
- Daddy... Daddy wasn't there.
- Daddy... Daddy wasn't there to take me to the fair. It seems he doesn't care.
- Daddy wasn't there to take me to the fair, to change my underwear.
[...]