Quotes with Sound Clips from Billy Madison

Billy Madison Quotes with Sound Clips

Funny quotes with sound clips from Billy Madison (1995), in .wav and .mp3 format.

Actors: Adam Sandler (Billy Madison), Darren McGavin (Brian Madison), Bridgette Wilson (Veronica Vaughn), Bradley Whitford (Eric Gordon), Josh Mostel (Principal Max Anderson)

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1 OK, so let's all open up our 'Reading is fun' books to page 69.

2 I can understand nine words in that book now.

— Billy Madison (Adam Sandler)

3 I drew the duck blue because I've never seen a blue duck before. And to be honest with you, I wanted to see a blue duck.

— Billy Madison (Adam Sandler)

4 I see your lips moving, but I can't make out the words. I'm deaf!

— Billy Madison (Adam Sandler)

5 Man, why did I have so many drinks? I can't remember. What's today? -October?

— Billy Madison (Adam Sandler)

6 Ultraviolet rays - bad. Lotion - good.

— Billy Madison (Adam Sandler)

7 If your dog is lost, you don't look for an hour then call it quits. You get your _ out there, and you find that _ing dog!

— Billy Madison (Adam Sandler)

8 However, if there is any attempt by either contestant to cheat, especially with my wife who is a dirty, dirty tramp, I am just gonna snap. Do I make myself clear?

9 Don't you say that. Don't you ever say that! Stay here! Stay as long as you can. For the love of God, cherish it!

— Billy Madison (Adam Sandler)

10 He gonna _ when he realizes it's _!

— Billy Madison (Adam Sandler)

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