Captain Ron is a jerk. He gets lost. This is his second time in two days.
6 seconds sound clip from the Captain Ron movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:53:42.769 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
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- Yes.
- Day 17 finds me in the clutches of revolutionaries, and my family in the clutches of Captain Ron.
- Next stop, Carnival in San Juan, or so we thought.
- Look, guys, you gotta believe me. You have not been kidnapped.
- Captain Ron is a jerk. He gets lost. This is his second time in two days.
- Well, everything's cool, boss. It's like I told you, you know. We get lost, all we gotta do is ask.
- What?
- Yeah, well, San Juan. It's behind us about 20 miles.
- But, you know, hey, listen. The good news is that General Armando hardly blames you at all.
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