Concern is increasing about our captain. He lost our ladder. Doesn't navigate. And, in my opinion, steers badly.

— Martin Harvey (Martin Short)

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17 seconds sound clip from the Captain Ron movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:38:56.928 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

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- Man overboard! Could someone throw me a line?

- Honey, are you okay?

- Yeah, I'm fine. I'm... I'm fine.

- Hang on, hang on. Don't worry, Kitty, this could happen to anybody. Hang on, boss.

- Always stand clear of the ladder, boss.

- Concern is increasing about our captain. He lost our ladder. Doesn't navigate. And, in my opinion, steers badly.

- Mainsail -Mainsail!

- Mizzen halyard winch.

- Mizzen halyard winch!

- What is this all of a sudden, Full Metal Jacket?

- Honey, you gotta learn the basics.

- And you got to be prepared.

- That's right.

- I'm not talking Boy Scout prepared. I mean big-time prepared.

- Well, prepared for any kind of normal accident.

- That's the Caribbean, guys. El Caribe. The Spanish Main. This is the land of voodoo and hoodoo and all kind of weird shit.

- Whoa! So cool.

- Yeah, I think all we really have to say, Captain Ron, is that it's important to know the fundamentals, and they're not that hard, right?

[...]

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Captain Ron Sound Clip

Sound bites of the best quotes and one liners from Captain Ron (1992), in MP3 and WAV formats.

Actors: Kurt Russell (Captain Ron), Martin Short (Martin Harvey), Mary Kay Place (Katherine Harvey)

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