Captain Ron Quotes with Sound Clips - page 2

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Sound bites of the best quotes and one liners from Captain Ron (1992), in MP3 and WAV formats.

Actors: Kurt Russell (Captain Ron), Martin Short (Martin Harvey), Mary Kay Place (Katherine Harvey)

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11 When we left, we had just enough fuel to make it to San Juan, and we are out of fuel!

Captain Ron (Kurt Russell)

12 Yeah, sort of an incentive kind of a deal, huh? -Aw, that's good. -Yeah, incentives are important. Learned that in rehab.

Captain Ron (Kurt Russell)

13 You old dog. I bet she keeps your clock wound, huh? -No, that's my daughter, Caroline.

Captain Ron (Kurt Russell), Martin Harvey (Martin Short)

14 And I don't think we're paying enough attention to our children! -Dad! -Ben, would you please stop interrupting? We're trying to have a family discussion here.

— Martin Harvey (Martin Short)

15 Besides, if we get lost, we just gotta pull in somewheres and ask directions.

Captain Ron (Kurt Russell)

16 Hey, swab, get me another brewski!

Captain Ron (Kurt Russell)

17 I mean, we all have things we want to do in this life. I do, you do. Before we get a chance to do 'em, some window falls on us. Some truck flattens you or you catch some disease.
18 I think he's got an attitude problem about you. -Who, the boss? Nah! We're like this.

Captain Ron (Kurt Russell)

19 It drips a lot of oil, doesn't it? -Hey, all diesels do that. -All diesels do that, honey.

Captain Ron (Kurt Russell), Martin Harvey (Martin Short)

20 Oh, I mean, come on. Everybody makes mistakes. He's human. -Oh, yeah? Prove it.

— Martin Harvey (Martin Short)

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