Captain Ron Quotes with Sound Clips - page 3

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Sound bites of the best quotes and one liners from Captain Ron (1992), in MP3 and WAV formats.

Actors: Kurt Russell (Captain Ron), Martin Short (Martin Harvey), Mary Kay Place (Katherine Harvey)

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21 That's the Caribbean, guys. El Caribe. The Spanish Main. This is the land of voodoo and hoodoo and all kind of weird _. -Whoa! So cool.

Captain Ron (Kurt Russell)

22 There's no need to panic. We know where we are. We've got our compass and we've got our chart. -You're right about that, boss. I've got it right here.

Captain Ron (Kurt Russell), Martin Harvey (Martin Short)

23 You know, every time I'm up this way, she, uh, well, she wants my manhood, you know? It's... It's...

Captain Ron (Kurt Russell)

24 Your boat sank? -No, no, no, not my boat. My boss's boat. Yeah, we hit this reef, huge son of a _. Ran the whole coast. -Wait. The Great Barrier Reef? -You heard of it, huh? Smart lady.

Captain Ron (Kurt Russell)

25 All right. Well, just keep her pointed due north. Don't bump into anything. I'm gonna get some shut-eye.

Captain Ron (Kurt Russell)

26 Excuse me. -Will you please back off? I lost my eye, man.

Captain Ron (Kurt Russell)

27 He said gorilla, not guerrilla. Guer. Go. Huge difference, kids. Huge difference.

— Martin Harvey (Martin Short)

28 Hey, get your hands off that. -I was just moving it. I wasn't gonna drink it. -You bet your little bootie you wasn't. You want a beer, you get your own beer.

Captain Ron (Kurt Russell)

29 Hey. Kommen Sie hier. I guess I'll go with a margarita, huh? -Yeah.

Captain Ron (Kurt Russell)

30 Honey, where did you get this tattoo? -At Mamba's shop. -No, I mean, where on your body? -Mom, it's kind of private.

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