Captain Ron Quotes with Sound Clips - page 5

Sound bites of the best quotes and one liners from Captain Ron (1992), in MP3 and WAV formats.

Actors: Kurt Russell (Captain Ron), Martin Short (Martin Harvey), Mary Kay Place (Katherine Harvey)

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41 Dad, the boat's on fire. Aaaah! Dad, the boat's on fire!

42 Concern is increasing about our captain. He lost our ladder. Doesn't navigate. And, in my opinion, steers badly.

— Martin Harvey (Martin Short)

43 He did it on purpose. You can see it in his eyes. Excuse me, his eye!

— Martin Harvey (Martin Short)

44 Honey, you gotta learn the basics. -And you got to be prepared. -That's right. -I'm not talking Boy Scout prepared. I mean big-time prepared. -Well, prepared for any kind of normal accident.

45 Man, what happened to your eye? -Sweetie, that's rude. -Ah, that's all right. Shark attack, swab.

46 Pull! -I'm trying! -Come on, you're a tough babe. You've got a tattoo. -Dad, it's just a little tattoo. -Well, then, be a little tough, then.

— Martin Harvey (Martin Short)

47 What pirates? -Pirates of the Caribbean. -Been to Disney World one too many times, have we, Captain Ron? -It's true, Dad. They come up on you in high-speed boats.

— Martin Harvey (Martin Short)

48 You know, I explained it to him. It's the tides, man. They can either work for you, or they can work against you. Hey!

49 You let a guy with a spider on his head... -Dreadlocks, Daddy! -Tattoo you someplace kind of private? -

— Martin Harvey (Martin Short)

50 Cuba. We're in Cuba? -Wouldn't you just know it? -What's so bad about Cuba? -Yeah, I agree with Caroline. It's land. -Yeah.

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