- There are no pirates of the Caribbean.
- I don't know, Dad. That's what you said about the guerrillas.
- And I was right.
9 seconds sound clip from the Captain Ron movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:49:14.877 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- Been to Disney World one too many times, have we, Captain Ron?
- It's true, Dad. They come up on you in high-speed boats.
- You know, I don't believe I've ever been to Disney World.
- You guys are making me lose count!
- All right, all right, all right.
- We are not having guns on this boat.
- Dad, we got to be able to fight off the pirates.
- Yeah, if we don't, you know, they could steal the boat.
- There are no pirates of the Caribbean.
- I don't know, Dad. That's what you said about the guerrillas.
- He said gorilla, not guerrilla. Guer. Go. Huge difference, kids. Huge difference.
- Pirates?
- What did you trade for those guns?
- Look, this is my boat. Do you understand?
- Yeah.
- We aren't giving anyone a lift, especially a bunch of armed revolutionaries.
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