Why can't we take a Princess Cruise if we want to be out on the ocean?

4 seconds sound clip from the Captain Ron movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:41:36.961 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Caroline, stop whining.

- I'm not whining. I'm complaining.

- You guys said the Caribbean! I mean, St. Barths with Mick and Cher, some kind of Club Med thing, not scrubbing decks on the S.S. Minnow.

- Honey, really.

(CAROLINE GROANS)

- I'm not kidding, Mom. Being a galley slave holds no appeal to me.

- Why can't we take a Princess Cruise if we want to be out on the ocean?

- Captain Ron? May I have the camera, please?

- Yeah, sure, boss. Here, uh, I just, you know, I saw it down below and thought I'd take a look. I didn't use any film though. Is that right?

- Let me tell you something. This is not a toy. Okay? It's a highly complex piece of equipment.

- I can see that, boss. I mean, there's all kind of buttons there.

- It came with a 64-page instruction book. I've read the entire thing. Have you?

- I don't think so.

- Excuse me. Captain Ron, I was wondering. Are we gonna be going to any more, like, human-type places?

[...]

Captain Ron Sound Clip

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Sound bites of the best quotes and one liners from Captain Ron (1992), in MP3 and WAV formats.

Actors: Kurt Russell (Captain Ron), Martin Short (Martin Harvey), Mary Kay Place (Katherine Harvey)

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