- If I ever saw you do anything that wasn't ninety percent selfish, I'd die of shock.
- Oh, that'd be reason enough for me.

Cher Horowitz (Alicia Silverstone), Josh Lucas (Paul Rudd)

8 seconds sound clip from the Clueless (1995) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:16:57.275 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Josh, why don't you just hire a gardener?

- Well, maybe Marky Mark wants to use his popularity for a good cause. Make a contribution.

- In case you've never heard of that, a contribution is the giving of time and funds.

- Excuse me, but I have donated many expensive Italian outfits to Lucy.

- And, as soon as I get my license, I fully intend to brake for animals.

- And I've contributed many hours helping two lonely teachers find romance.

- Which, I'll bet, serves your interests more than theirs.

- If I ever saw you do anything that wasn't ninety percent selfish, I'd die of shock.

- Oh, that'd be reason enough for me.

- Would you call me selfish?

- No, not to your face.

- Really?

- What's wrong? Is Josh giving you shit 'cause he's going through his post-adolescent idealistic phase?

- Look, there's Mr. Hall. Mr. Hall! Mr. Hall!

- Do you drink coffee?

- Not from this cafeteria. But, yes, under normal circumstances.

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