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- If I ever saw you do anything that wasn't ninety percent selfish, I'd die of shock.
- Oh, that'd be reason enough for me.

8 seconds sound clip from the Clueless (1995) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:16:57.275 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Josh, why don't you just hire a gardener?

- Well, maybe Marky Mark wants to use his popularity for a good cause. Make a contribution.

- In case you've never heard of that, a contribution is the giving of time and funds.

- Excuse me, but I have donated many expensive Italian outfits to Lucy.

- And, as soon as I get my license, I fully intend to brake for animals.

- And I've contributed many hours helping two lonely teachers find romance.

- Which, I'll bet, serves your interests more than theirs.

- If I ever saw you do anything that wasn't ninety percent selfish, I'd die of shock.

- Oh, that'd be reason enough for me.

- Would you call me selfish?

- No, not to your face.

- Really?

- What's wrong? Is Josh giving you shit 'cause he's going through his post-adolescent idealistic phase?

- Look, there's Mr. Hall. Mr. Hall! Mr. Hall!

- Do you drink coffee?

- Not from this cafeteria. But, yes, under normal circumstances.

- I am such a retard. When I was packing Daddy's lunch this morning I gave him my lemon Snapple and I took his sucky Italian roast. Do you want it?

- Mmm.

[...]

Clueless (1995) Sound Clip

Clueless (1995) cover

Sound bites of the best quotes and memorable one liners from the Clueless (1995) movie soundboard. All the audio clips can be downloaded in MP3 and WAV formats.

Actors: Alicia Silverstone (Cher Horowitz), Stacey Dash (Dionne Davenport), Brittany Murphy (Tai Frasier), Paul Rudd (Josh Lucas), Wallace Shawn (Mr. Wendell Hall)

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