Clueless (1995) Quotes with Sound Clips

Sound bites of the best quotes and memorable one liners from the Clueless (1995) movie soundboard. All the audio clips can be downloaded in MP3 and WAV formats.

Actors: Alicia Silverstone (Cher Horowitz), Stacey Dash (Dionne Davenport), Brittany Murphy (Tai Frasier), Paul Rudd (Josh Lucas), Wallace Shawn (Mr. Wendell Hall)

[Amazon link] #ad

1 'Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May, but thy eternal summer shall not fade'

— Dionne Davenport (Stacey Dash)

2 How old are you? -I'll be 16 in May. -My birthday's in April, and as someone older can I please give you some advice?

— Cher Horowitz (Alicia Silverstone), Tai Frasier (Brittany Murphy)

3 I am just not interested in doing it until I find the right person. You see how picky I am about my shoes, and they only go on my feet. -Yeah.

— Cher Horowitz (Alicia Silverstone)

4 I decided I needed a complete makeover. Except this time I'd make over my soul.

— Cher Horowitz (Alicia Silverstone)

5 Do you think she's pretty? -She's a full-on Monet. -What's a Monet? -It's like the paintings, see? From far away it's okay, but up close it's a big old mess.

— Cher Horowitz (Alicia Silverstone), Tai Frasier (Brittany Murphy)

6 Well, sure, she has runs in her stockings and her slip is always showing, and she has more lipstick on her teeth than on her mouth.

— Cher Horowitz (Alicia Silverstone)

7 And Daddy's so good, he gets $500 an hour to fight with people. He fights with me for free because I'm his daughter.

— Cher Horowitz (Alicia Silverstone)

8 Cher, you're a virgin? -God, you say that like it's a bad thing. -Besides, the PC term is 'hymenally challenged'.

— Dionne Davenport (Stacey Dash), Cher Horowitz (Alicia Silverstone), Tai Frasier (Brittany Murphy)

9 Did I show you the loqued-out jeep Daddy got me? It's got four-wheel drive, dual side airbags, and a monster sound system. I don't have a license yet, but I needed something to learn on.

— Cher Horowitz (Alicia Silverstone)

10 I doubt I worked off the calories in a stick of Carefree gum.

— Cher Horowitz (Alicia Silverstone)

Latest Movie Sound Bites

Jetsons: The Movie (1990)
533 Sounds / Quotes

Reservoir Dogs (1992)
723 Sounds / Quotes

The Tigger Movie (2000)
461 Sounds / Quotes

Superman (1948)
1319 Sounds / Quotes

Trail of the Pink Panther (1982)
526 Sounds / Quotes

Poll

MOVIE-SOUNDS.ORG - Download and listen to lines and quotes from movies which can be used as ringtones. A movie phrases and sayings search engine.

All the movie sound clips on this site are just short samples from the original sources, in mp3, wav or other popular audio formats. The copyrighted, unlicensed movie samples are shorter in comparison to the original movie. Samples do not exceed 10 seconds or less than 1% of the length of the original movie, which is shorter. All the sounds retain their original copyright as owned by their respective movie production companies (read the full disclaimer and disclosures)

Contact | Privacy policy