- I sell insurance.
- What a shock.
- Do you have life insurance? Because if you do, you could always use a little more. Am I right or am I right or am I right? Right? Right? Right?

— (Stephen Tobolowsky)

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funny quotes about money insurance stephen tobolowsky

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- Ned Ryerson, got the shingles real bad senior year. Almost didn't graduate.

- Ned Ryerson, I dated your sister, Mary Pat, a couple times till you told me not to anymore. Well?

- So did you turn pro with that bellybutton thing, Ned, or what?

- I sell insurance.

- What a shock.

- Do you have life insurance? Because if you do, you could always use a little more. Am I right or am I right or am I right? Right? Right? Right?

- Ned, I would love to stand here and talk with you. But I'm not going to. See you.

- Hey, that's all right! I'll walk with you. You know, whenever I see an opportunity now, I charge it like a bull. Ned the Bull, that's me now.

- You know, I got friends of mine who live and die by the actuarial tables. And I say, hey, it's all one big crapshoot anyhoo.

- Tell me, have you ever heard of single-premium life? Because I think that really could be the ticket for you.

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