83 Movie Quotes about Insurance (+ Sound Clips)

Memorable quotes about insurance, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 Where I come from, we believe there must be security for all... or no one is secure.

Michael Rennie as Klaatu in The Day the Earth Stood Still (1954)

2 Say, how much you think my pelvis is worth? -By itself, nothing, so it's a good thing you came to me.

Walter Matthau as Whiplash Willie Gingrich in The Fortune Cookie (1966)

3 Do you sell insurance? -Ho-ho, bing again! You are sharp as a tack today!

Bill Murray as Phil Connors in Groundhog Day

4 Your Honor, my son doesn't have health insurance. He doesn't know how to boil an egg. He filed for Social Security at the age of 30. He is a drain on the economy, on the country and most of all, on me!

Joseph Bologna as Lenny Koufax in Big Daddy

5 See, this isn't about insurance. This is about the great variable: when will death occur? Could be a week, a month, a year. Could be today.

Jim Carrey as Truman Burbank in The Truman Show

6 How can he sail? He's in insurance. -Isn't he terrified of the water?

Jim Carrey as Truman Burbank in The Truman Show

7 Saw this in a movie once. Guy signed his wife's insurance policy. Then he bumped her off. Clever.

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka in Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory

8 Outta the way! I have no insurance!

Jim Carrey as The Grinch in How the Grinch Stole Christmas

9 I never been insured in my life. I don't believe in insurance. There's no risk.

Burt Reynolds as Lewis in Deliverance (1972)

10 Whoa. And I thought insurance salesmen were pushy.

Judith Hoag as April O'Neil in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990)

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