86 Movie Quotes about Insurance with AudioUpdated: Aug 11, 2026Browse clips, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips. 1 Face it, girls. I'm older, and I have more insurance. Kathy Bates as Evelyn Couch in Fried Green Tomatoes (1991) 2 Where I come from, we believe there must be security for all... or no one is secure. Michael Rennie as Klaatu in The Day the Earth Stood Still (1954) 3 How can he sail? He's in insurance. -Isn't he terrified of the water? Quote from The Truman Show 4 Your Honor, my son doesn't have health insurance. He doesn't know how to boil an egg. He filed for Social Security at the age of 30. He is a drain on the economy, on the country and most of all, on me! Joseph Bologna as Lenny Koufax in Big Daddy 5 Outta the way! I have no insurance! Jim Carrey as The Grinch in How the Grinch Stole Christmas 6 Do you sell insurance? -Ho-ho, bing again! You are sharp as a tack today! Bill Murray as Phil Connors; Stephen Tobolowsky in Groundhog Day 7 Say, how much you think my pelvis is worth? -By itself, nothing, so it's a good thing you came to me. Walter Matthau as Whiplash Willie Gingrich in The Fortune Cookie (1966) 8 Saw this in a movie once. Guy signed his wife's insurance policy. Then he bumped her off. Clever. Quote from Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory 9 I never been insured in my life. I don't believe in insurance. There's no risk. Burt Reynolds as Lewis in Deliverance (1972) 10 Whoa. And I thought insurance salesmen were pushy. Quote from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990) Page 1 of 9 1 2 3 ► >>