Golf's no different from hockey. Requires talent and self-discipline.

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6 seconds sound clip from the Happy Gilmore (1996) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:16:13 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- He got me, but I tore one of that bastards eyes out though. Look at that.

(LAUGHING)

- You're pretty sick, Chubbs.

- I have never seen anyone who can hit that ball half as far as you can. You got real talent, kid.

- Well, that's nice of you to say, but I've been training to be a hockey player my whole life.

- Golf's no different from hockey. Requires talent and self-discipline.

- Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor, the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass.

- Hey, I bet your neighbor, the accountant, can't drive the ball 400 yards.

- Bet your neighbor, the accountant, doesn't have a shot to get on the Pro Tour.

- How would I do that?

[...]

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