Hey, if I saw myself in clothes like those, I'd have to kick my own ass.
5 seconds sound clip from the Happy Gilmore (1996) movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:18:46 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- Of course. I've heard you've done some really interesting things here in Public Relations.
- Really? Because I'm working on a cross-promotional thing right now...
- Jeez, you know what would be great? If I could get a Pepsi... Oh, miss? Diet.
- Right.
- By the way, thanks for dressing up.
- Hey, if I saw myself in clothes like those, I'd have to kick my own ass.
- Good morning, everyone, and welcome to the Waterbury Open.
- Now, before we tee off, I have a very special treat for you.
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