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Movie-Sounds.org › Famous Movie Quotes › Happy Gilmore

How would I do that?

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3 seconds sound clip from the Happy Gilmore (1996) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:16:32 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Well, that's nice of you to say, but I've been training to be a hockey player my whole life.

- Golf's no different from hockey. Requires talent and self-discipline.

- Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor, the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass.

- Hey, I bet your neighbor, the accountant, can't drive the ball 400 yards.

- Bet your neighbor, the accountant, doesn't have a shot to get on the Pro Tour.

- How would I do that?

- You win the Open tomorrow, you're automatically on the Pro Tour. Then, who knows? Maybe you'll win the Tour Championship one day.

- Get that gold jacket like I never got.

- Gold jacket, green jacket, who gives a shit?

(BOTH EXCLAIMING)

[...]

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Sound bites of funny quotes, famous lines and sound fx from the Happy Gilmore movie soundboard. All waveform audio samples are in wav and mp3 format.

Actors: Adam Sandler (Happy Gilmore), Christopher McDonald (Shooter McGavin), Ben Stiller (Hal L.), Julie Bowen (Virginia Venit), Carl Weathers (Chubbs Peterson), Richard Kiel (Mr. Larson)

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