Happy Gilmore Quotes with Sound Clips - page 2

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Sound bites of funny quotes, famous lines and sound fx from the Happy Gilmore movie soundboard. All waveform audio samples are in wav and mp3 format.

Actors: Adam Sandler (Happy Gilmore), Christopher McDonald (Shooter McGavin), Ben Stiller (Hal L.)

3 more actors, Julie Bowen (Virginia Venit), Carl Weathers (Chubbs Peterson), Richard Kiel (Mr. Larson)

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11 I'm stupid, you're smart. I was wrong, you were right. You're the best, I'm the worst. You're very good-looking, I'm not attractive.

Happy Gilmore (Adam Sandler)

12 You're gonna die, clown! You think that's funny? I don't hear you laughing now!

Happy Gilmore (Adam Sandler)

13 All right! So no matter what, I'm gonna get some money.

Happy Gilmore (Adam Sandler)

14 And I just want you to know that, although only one of you gets to be my colleague, all of you are now my friends.

Shooter Mcgavin (Christopher McDonald)

15 Feel the flow, feel it. It's circular. It's like a carousel. You pay the quarter, you get on the horse. It goes up and down and around. Circular. Circle. With the music, the flow. All good things.

— (Kevin Nealon)

16 I, like, got the biggest crush on Brooke Shields. And my grandma told me I should write her a letter, you know, so I did. And I got a letter back from Brooke like 2 weeks later, but it was in my grandmother's handwriting.

Happy Gilmore (Adam Sandler)

17 It ain't over yet. The way I see it, we've only just begun.

Happy Gilmore (Adam Sandler)

18 So you're a hockey player, huh? You're gonna give that _ up. You're gonna concentrate on golf.

Chubbs Peterson (Carl Weathers)

19 Yeah, a lot of pressure. You gotta rise above it. You gotta harness in the good energy, block out the bad. Harness energy, block bad.

— (Kevin Nealon)

20 You could trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up!

— Hal L. (Ben Stiller)

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