I am not a crook.I am not a crook.

6 seconds sound clip from the Mrs. Doubtfire movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 01:01:32 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Thank you.

- Oh, no.

- Well, milady, it's a pleasure to see you again.

- A joy, as always.

- I like that Mediterranean look in women. Natural, healthy... just the way God made you.

- Well, he broke the mold when he made me, dear. He made me very special.

- He sure did.

- Bless you.

- I am not a crook.I am not a crook.

- As she kissed Stuart and thanked him. 'How was it down there?' asked Mr. Little, who was always curious to know about places he'd never been to. It was all right.

- Back off, asshole! Beat it! Broke my bag, the bastard. Oh.

- Lover boy's here. What a beautiful little car for Don Juan.

- So sad when that happens.

- It was our junior year in college, okay? And your mother got asked to design this big float.

[...]

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Actors: Robin Williams (Daniel Hillard / Mrs. Euphegenia Doubtfire), Sally Field (Miranda Hillard), Pierce Brosnan (Stu Dunmeyer), Harvey Fierstein (Frank Hillard), Mara Wilson (Natalie Hillard), Lisa Jakub (Lydia Hillard), Matthew Lawrence (Chris Hillard), Robert Prosky (Mr. Lundy)

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