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I don't do laundry. I don't do windows. I don't do carpets. I don't do bathtubs. I don't do toilets. And I don't do diapers.

9 seconds sound clip from the Mrs. Doubtfire movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 01:49:45 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- It is this court's decision to award full custody to Mrs. Hillard.

- Oh, God. No, sir. Please.

- You will have supervised visitation every Saturday.

- Supervised, sir?

- Yes. A court liaison will accompany you when you spend time with the children.

- I am suggesting a period of psychological testing, and perhaps treatment for you.

- We will reexamine this case one year from now. Thank you. Court is adjourned.

- I don't do laundry. I don't do windows. I don't do carpets. I don't do bathtubs. I don't do toilets. And I don't do diapers.

- Well, my children have been potty-trained for quite some time.

- Hmm, well, I don't do washing. I don't do basements. I don't do dinners. I don't do reading.

- Ah. Yes. Well, we have your number. Thank you so much for coming. We'll be getting back to you.

- Thank you.

- I'll show you to the door. Yes. Here we are. Please.

- Laura, that shipment has been delayed three times. Yes, but... Laura, I'm not going to wait another six months for it.

- Okay, I'll try the number.

- You do that. Call me back.

[...]

Mrs. Doubtfire Sound Clip

Mrs. Doubtfire poster

The funniest quotes from Mrs. Doubtfire (1993), featuring short sound clips of the best lines and sayings.

Actors: Robin Williams (Daniel Hillard / Mrs. Euphegenia Doubtfire), Sally Field (Miranda Hillard), Pierce Brosnan (Stu Dunmeyer), Harvey Fierstein (Frank Hillard), Mara Wilson (Natalie Hillard), Lisa Jakub (Lydia Hillard), Matthew Lawrence (Chris Hillard), Robert Prosky (Mr. Lundy)

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