I'm placing an ad for a housekeeper.

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5 seconds sound clip from the Mrs. Doubtfire movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:27:29 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

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- But look at you. This lovely Dances With Wolves motif. What's your Indian name, Shops With a Fist?

- Are my children ready yet?

- No, our children are not ready yet, because you are an hour early, and you were an hour late dropping them off.

- I'm really sorry, but I don't have time for this. All right? I have to go to the bank and the market. I have to drop something off at the newspaper office.

- Newspaper? Are you taking out one of those personal ads? D.W.F. seeks W.W.M. with BMW, into light B and D.

- I'm placing an ad for a housekeeper.

- A housekeeper? Why do you need a housekeeper?

- I need someone to be there when the children get home from school, to clean, possibly start dinner.

- How much are you gonna pay this person?

- $300 a week. Is that all right?

- May I see the ad? Just let me look at the ad. I have a right as their father.

- All right. Here you go. Anything else you wanna see?

- Are you offering?

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